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The things I say here are only fantasy because they're physically impossible in the real world

If any of it were possible I'd 100% be doing it

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In my ideal world, parents don't worry if their kids go missing for a few hours or even overnight, as long as they make it to school the next day

And getting caught doing lewd stuff with a kid wouldn't be nearly as bad, but it would still be seen as a nuisance and you'd probably get yelled at to cut it out .w.

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Friendly reminder that when I hornypost about churning kids into poop (or vice versa), I'm never ever talking about fatal digestion

My digestion feels good and is completely reversible whenever the prey or pred wants it to be ❤️

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Also when I say "digestion" I usually don't mean in the stomach

Since AV is my favorite kind of vore, I generally imagine getting churned right in a pred's bowels, and getting turned directly into poop

And since CV is my second favorite, that's more obvious with prey just getting churned into cum

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So like...first and foremost I feel like I'm in a minority of vore lovers who vehemently hate anything fatal, but still like (painless) digestion

I just figure if there's reformation, then it's not really fatal, even if the reformation takes a while to actually happen

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(definitely do and wake me up by shitting them all out on me)

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Anyway yeah that's all for tonight, sleep well kids

Don't eat too many people while I'm gone ❤️

Oh, I'm sure preyslut kids would also be super popular

Live streaming themselves getting gulped by a friend, sibling, parent, etc.

Maybe even a pet dog or snake~

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Little kids getting popular on the internet for showing off their giant guts, or showing the tiny arms of their baby siblings sticking out of their butts

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We've all fantasized about something like onlyfans for kids

But I want a site like that (or even just a section of that one) for kids doing vorish stuff

It's nice having such cute kids willing to go up my ass on a regular basis ❤️

hornyposting, bestiality, fantasy 

humans and animals should fuck each other, be friends with benefits, fall in love, unabashedly enjoy one another, no matter the size, shape, or species!

hook up with the raccoon in your backyard trash can, make out with your dog in public, have casual group sex with the otters in the park's river, spend the night in a cute donkey's stall, help a deer buddy out during rut, confess your feeling to your squirrel crush!

doesn't that sound perfect? ❤️

#fantasy

I still can't believe I have this many followers with posts like this

I wonder how many of y'all get off to my horny ramblings?

This has been your daily dose of "holy fuck I'm horny and have nowhere to let it out"

Goodnight

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He tells me how much he's gonna enjoy turning me into another huge dump and pushing me out all over his dad when he gets home, and at that point I bust my biggest nut yet, creaming the inside of the boy's tight bowels one last time before I get digested

When I come back the next day, I end up right in the middle of the pile that's still filling the restroom, and the janitor who's trying to clean it up just looks at me and shakes his head knowingly

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Once he finally cums from using my torso as a dildo, he quickly slurps up my head and seals me inside his bowels, where I continue to thrust my dick against his intestinal walls while he pulls me deeper. I can hear him giggling cutely through the walls, blushing as he calls me a dirty pedo and soon-to-be dump, and teases me about how hopeless I am for letting myself get eaten by an elementary schooler and for getting so hard from getting pooped on by a little kid

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I shoot several more loads into the giant pile of elementary schooler poop before his ass swallows my dick, and pretty soon after that he's up to my shoulders. He shifts position slightly and pushes most of my torso back out along with another thick load of shit, and then proceeds to slurp it back up and do it again and again, each time squeezing out more creamy poop into the already gargantuan mess

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