mainstream web browsers suck massive dong. firefox only has one benefit and that's that it offers less suffering. you still suffer nonetheless though
@kirby I rejected these answers and chose my own. I chose... Lynx.
@Zergling_man lynx is unironically an okay option
@kirby I keep telling people this.
It is actually my default browser, if I want to open something up in some soy browser I have to explicitly go and open it. This is reasonably rare.