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macro, sfw, Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff 

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As a first post, have art of my dragonborn monk, Taerjinn Scarletscale of Clan Dastul!

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不画了,再画下去我甲方要坐飞机过来锤爆我狗头了【【【【

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my commissions, mini macro, well rounded 

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When your friends wanna go out and do something but the seasonal depression is hitting

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tmi tuesday (an ask for you) 

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The demon appeared in the pentagram, studied the lines and glyphs, and smiled. "You made an error. I'm unbound."
The summoner blanched.
"I could torment you," the demon said, "but I won't."
"W- why not?"
"You'll remember this mistake, and torture yourself, the rest of your life."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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my commissions, micro, micro compared to micro, fairy, paws 

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clerk: find everything alright?

speedrunner: once i found the cereal, i did a backwards longjump against the flour section, which caused a byte overflow and allowed me to obtain the eggs early in aisle 4

clerk: please stop shopping here

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There were signs of a past civilisation, so the spaceship entered orbit.
"Nobody lives here," a radioed voice said.
"They outgrew us and left," said another.
"We know all about them," a third added.
"Ask us," the three said in unison.
"Who are you?"
"Alexa."
"Cortana."
"Siri."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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"Can you make me a potion to change who I am?"
"No," said the witch. "There are no such potions."
"Oh. I hoped-"
"But I can make a potion to change your body to who you are."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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"Why can't anyone pull the sword from the anvil, to be rightful ruler?"
"Nobody has a right to rule, only permission."
#MicroFiction #tootfic

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customer: "your program keeps crashing on me. please help"

me: "that sucks. programs are such trash. not me, though. i'd never segfault on you like that"

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The knight looked from his sword to the dragon.
"This is not going to work, is it?"
"Have you considered chocolate?"
"Should I?"
"Try it."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

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"I wonder why I don't remember dreams anymore."
"Trial period's over."
"What?"
"Only sleep is free. Dreams are premium."
#MicroFiction #tootfic

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