I felt this joke was a bit too edgy for twitter.
When you kill a pig for food, you're called a farmer.
When you kill a pig to defend yourself, you're called a murderer.
I shall now call Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san, "Don't Tread On Me, Nagatoro-san"
Here's what I've come up with.
I hereby announce the creation of a new anarchist ideology that could change the world.
Anarcho-catgirlism. Basically the idea is to use anarcho-capitalism to achieve the utopia of turning everyone into a catgirl. The flag shall be an ancap flag but with cat ears and tail.
When it comes to politics I can't tell my left from my right.