"What do you do at work all day?"
I work very hard writing programs
I have chokers for my programming socks
This is why I am the Emperor of Trans https://pawoo.net/media/-rZzQ-PfXCZ7fVGZ5bw
They want $1400 usd for a FUCKING YELLOW SQUARE
I detest modern art
Get a real job!!! https://pawoo.net/media/IwUYrbIj0MtojHzBX_8
"How was your trip to Germany?"
Look at the size of that beer stein
Now look how smug I am https://pawoo.net/media/yBX80rCHjjjSwm6j5nQ
Well if you want to be a bitch about it...
The queen bee is a slave to the hive. She is forbidden to leave. She is only kept alive to produce more offspring
I mean... if you want to be a bitch about it and all... https://pawoo.net/media/gvNYOSbmyqoxCw_4dac
When in Rome do as the Romans do
So when in Germany... https://pawoo.net/media/0ZEVVckDsNvf57MDqGM
Basically me IRL https://pawoo.net/media/Dhu-Y9LUEyXABxvZ2Nc
"Its dangerous out there... take this" https://pawoo.net/media/eGPvPBDLA8sZ-G27lAw
When you find out shes got a dick and its bigger than yours https://pawoo.net/media/0WFm-Xm52xIMjQNX4_E
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