Bob: “This is really good garlic bread.”
Steven: “Garlic bread is my favorite food.” *Shoves a piece of garlic bread into his mouth* “I could honestly eat it for every meal, or just eat it all the time without even stopping.”
Bob: “You’d get fat.”
Steven: “Why would I get fat?” *Shoves more garlic bread into his mouth*
Bob: “Bread makes you fat.”
Steven: “Bread makes you fat?!”
Mel: *Looks around and sees that he’s inside of a mobile game ad*
X!Steven: *Appears* “This is not a suitable environment for anyone. Touch me and you can leave this place safely.”
Mel: *Reaches for X!Steven*
FakeX!Bob: *Appears in front of X!Steven and is immediately touched* “Whoops! You touched *me*! Looks like you’re getting sent to the App Store!”
*A fiery hole opens up under Mel*
FakeX!Bob: “Good Riddance, pitiful consumer!
Mel: *Falls into the hole and screams in terror and agony*
yoshi: !! SMACK HIM HARDER
steven: I DON'T WANT TO HURT HIM
yoshi: BUT BUMI MIGHT BE LOOSE
steven: I KNOW
the chaos of this rp
steven: HE HAVE TO WAKE HIM UP
yoshi: *starts shaking ed* EDDY GET Up
steven: YOU'RE NOT BEING HARD ENOUGH *STARTS SMACKING SLEEPING ED* GET UP GET UP
yoshi: is.. is this why we were both dreaming about those two?
steven: *smacking ed* i mean-- i guess? ed's never really slept before.. maybe he broadcasts his dreams or something without knowing..
yoshi: ..wow well, that kinda sucks
*they search ed's apartment until they reach the bedroom*
steven: hey! there he is! he's.....
*they both stop in shock and then look to each other in fear* "...sleeping...??"
ed: zzzzzzzzzzz -w-
yoshi: ed's.. sleeping?? b-but that means...
*more minions dash past the apartment and through the hallway; a small explosion can be heard in the distance.*
yoshi: OH NO!!
steven: *knocks on ed's apartment* ed? *as he knocks on the door, it slowly opens, unlocked* huh?
*an alarm goes off in the distance*
yoshi: whats going on? *looks around*
*two minions zoom past them and down the hall and into the nearby elevator; they looked like they were in a hurry.*
steven: uhh.. i have no idea. *turns back to ed's apartment* ed..?
yoshi: is ed okay/?? now im concerned! just go in already! *bursts open the door and looks around* ED??
steven: man i had the weirdest dream last night..
yoshi: you did??
steven: yeah i dreamt about ed and dru doing the nasty... like.. all night...
yoshi: wtf me too!!
steven: w..what does this mean?
yoshi: uhhh i have no idea??
yoshi: are u sure we should bother him? maybe its just a weird coincidence..
steven: absolutely. it was too much of a coincidence. and a really bizarre one at that.
Mel: “You are dumb. You are sad. Your brain: run by goblin.” *Opens Otto’s head like the hood of a car*
Steven: *Pulls out a goblin from Otto’s head* “Pull him out and beat him.”
Otto: *Punches the goblin, causing it to fall to the floor*
Steven:*Closes Otto’s head back up* “Good, your brain is now goblin free.”
Mel: “That’ll be $5.”
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